I can't believe these

Obamaisms

Obama on Immigration, July 1, 2010 

'The southern border is more secure today than at any time in the past 20 years.'

Sure bud, what country were you in then?

also

“Being an American is not a matter of blood or birth, it’s a matter of faith,”

Uh, WTF? Read the constitution, the US constitution.

Said too many times:

"I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes, not one dime."

Hahahahaha!

America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings. (here)

Yah, that's what I always say about the Taliban: Justice, progress, tolerance and dignity